To my children: the dogs. And to the dogs: everything else.
My dad’s will, according to me dad. (via colinmorgasms)

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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counterparrts:

okay seriously being ugly is starting to really get on my nerves.

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i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

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jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

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poryqon:

do you ever get stressed about all the things you have to do and instead of doing the things you gotta do you kinda shut down and do nothing

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

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50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

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argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

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