swagonmydick4000000000:

I hope acne becomes fashionable soon and also being ugly

(via dutchster)


animals-riding-animals:

ape riding dog

animals-riding-animals:

ape riding dog

(via unclefather)


shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

(via dutchster)


fuzzd:

une-chouette:

not-compatible:

you forgot this guy

Is this even real

This is so unfair.  I can’t even look good with a day of preparation for a photo.  These people can do Tough Mudder and STILL look amazing.  


heckvevo:

oh my

heckvevo:

oh my

(via mafiosiprince)


tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

(via ryanvallejo)


thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via stop)


floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(via ryanvallejo)


eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via sidethots)


Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

(via dutchster)


(via dutchster)



chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)